Me :- Hey God, give me some Buddhi.
God :- Sorry, it's out of stock.
Me :- when are you going to restock it ??
God :- Can't say, actually I have to enquire with the staff of Devi Saraswati. She has strickened the supply.
Me :- Why !!!!
God :- Misuse or No use at all. ( Giggles).
Me :- but I urgently need some buddhi. Please do something, you are God. You can.
God :- ummm, let me see, what best I can do. Actually, there are many dues and pendencies from your side.
Me :- such as ??
God :- well, the bag of buddhi, I gave you intially was enough for a lifetime but, you wasted it like anything. Then few years back, you asked for some extra buddhi, which was granted and now you asking for more...
Me :- So what, buddhi is an essential item. I need it. Give me.
God :- Sorry, it is out of stock. You have to wait and give a detail application of the reason of requirements. And be in queue. Then we will think !!!!
Me :- I need it now. Now. Now.
God :- It is out of stock. Angels, please manage the queue.
Me :- mine is an urgent case.
God :- first provide the detail utilisation of the buddhi, you were given earlier.
Me :- No joking please. I really need some buddhi.
God :- Be in queue. NEXT.
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